Some younger students are, as I write, sitting out in the hall nervously talking about their upcoming final. It’s funny how students tend to clump together in like-minded groups. Some groups nervously freak out about how much they studied and compare bloodshot eyes and how much coffee they’ve had. Some students try to one-up one another in how ready they are, and start quizzing each other with “gotcha’s.”

And, other groups try rebelliously to defend the fact that they didn’t study at all, and that’s what this group is like. One girl, unlike the rest, had actually opened the whole study guide, but then she got creative: “Oh, yeah, I just had my computer read it to my while I slept.”

College FAIL.